What Not to Say About Someone's Appearance

Don’t say: “You look tired.”
Why: It implies she doesn’t look good.
Instead say: “Is everything OK?” We often blurt the “tired” comment when we get the sense that the other person feels out of sorts. So just ask.

Don’t say: “Wow, you’ve lost a ton of weight!”
Why: To a newly trim person, it might give the impression that she used to look unattractive.
Instead say: “You look fantastic.” And leave it at that. If you’re curious about how she got so svelte, add, “What’s your secret?”

Don’t say: “You look good for your age.”
Why: Anything with a caveat like this is rude. It's saying, "You look great―compared with other old people. It's amazing you have all your own teeth."
Instead say: “You look great.”

Don’t say: “I could never wear that.”
Why: It can be misunderstood as a criticism. (“I could never wear that because it’s so ugly.”)
Instead say: “You look so good in skinny jeans.” If you slip, say something like “I could never wear that…because I wasn’t blessed with your long legs.”

Just one more night. That's all it takes for me to fall in love all over again.

For the first time that we are together, I went merajuk and didn't talk to him the whole day. I went out in the morning, and only came back home at night.

That night he had to go back to JB. I pretended like I didn't care.

He went off without saying goodbye.

"This is not right. This shouldn't have happened."
I want to make things right. I wished he had stayed just another night.

I cried thinking that I have done him wrong. I cried hoping that he would come back to me. Just one more night. And like a wish comes true,the next thing I knew, he was next to me in our bed.

That night, sayang, for you to do what you did last night. That's all it takes for me to fall in love all over again.

Pink - I've Got Money Now

Dear Pink,

I've got money now. And I still need love too.

Soon you'll realize that money ain't everything, honey.
Wake up and smell the coffee.

Restart

It has been about 3 years since I last wrote here.

Now I have archived the old memories, and ON with new ones.
I won't stop talking bout people, or my views as a matter of fact. If you can't take the heat, stay out of the sun.

4 in the morning

I don't know why... I have goose bumps and butterfly in my stomach every time I see him, talk to him, or even think of him. More than often, I think that the feeling is real.
It is real... I know it's real. I just don't know the reason of its existence as I don't even know him..not that much...
All these while, I thought I could never have this feeling ever again.
It hurts, to know that you love someone, and not believing of its existence.
I just freaked out.

I don't know if he knows...
It's not about wanting him to like me too..
Love is something you give away, without expecting something in return.

I'm just content.

I am just content that it is still exist. I still have it in my heart.
It is still there, just waiting for the right person to come along and steal it away.

Jigz config

5.39am still at customer site for IPVPN migration.
Body clock set to 60 hours of uptime.
jigz>
jigz>enable
jigz#config terminal
jigz(config)#show interface
jigz(config)#no shutdown

water never runs dry

I finally realized that I need to let it all go.
I dont wanna stuck in emotional vacuum anymore.
Sea breeze truly took it all away...

Today I feel ok.
Today I feel at peace.
Today I feel blessed.
Today I feel happy.
Today I feel content.

Today is the day that I am moving on.

Banyaknye kejeeeeee!!! Nak stadi pon tak sempat nihhh...
Senin nak exam...
Arghhhh, pressure!!!!

Close to 80 smses exchanged in a day.
Wow, that's like a world record for someone who hates texting!

GTD - Giggly Transmitted Disease

What is GTD?
Giggly Transmitted Disease (GTD) is the name of a condition in a person where the normal balance of laugh is disrupted and replaced by a certain donkey sound at the end of the laugh. It is sometimes accompanied by discharge of eeikk eikk, kikikiki, oukk oukk oukkk, or any high pitch weird sound.

How common is GTD?
Very common. It can lasts all day, with the right partner.

How do people get GTD?
The cause of GTD is not fully understood. GTD is associated with an imbalance in the laugh that are normally found in a joke transmission. The continuous jokes normally contain mostly "good" jokes, and "harmful" jokes. GTD develops when there is an increase virus in jokes and can prolonged even when jokes end.

Not much is known about how people get GTD. There are many unanswered questions about the role that jokes play in causing GTD. Any person can get GTD. However, some activities or behaviors can upset the normal balance of laugh and put a person at increased risk including:

• Having a new giggle partner or multiple giggle partners,
• Hanging out with brain damaged people, and
• Indulging in any device of pleasure (DOP) such as alcohol or weed (though it is not recommended).

It is not clear what role giggly activity plays in the development of GTD. GTD can't be transmitted through thin air. People do not get GTD from toilet seats, bedding, swimming pools, or from touching people with GTD. People who are cranky and take life seriously are rarely affected. It can only be affected through joke intercourse. The risk is higher when the partner/s share the same wavelength.

What are the signs and symptoms of GTD?

A person with GTD may has an abnormal high pitch sound discharge with an unpleasant laugh. Some people report a strong donkey-like sound, especially at the end of the laugh. The discharge, if present, can be irritating for other people that are blur and don't share the same wavelength, and even to the surrounding when the GTD-infected people can't control the joke intercourse. Some people with GTD sometimes don't even notice any signs or symptoms at all until they have itching stomach, or other people start giving weird look.

What are the complications of GTD?

In most cases, GTD causes no complications. But there are some serious risks from GTD including:

• Having GTD can increase a person's susceptibility to look stupid.

• Having GTD while working may put a person in the risk of being called a psychotic for laughing with the computer.

• Having GTD increases the chances to pass the infection to their other partner, or partners if more.

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  Having GTD has been associated with an increase in the brain numbness following psychological procedures such as a hysteria or an brain damage.

• Having GTD while pregnancy may put a woman at increased risk for some complications of pregnancy.

How can GTD be prevented?

GTD is not completely understood by scientists, and the best ways to prevent it are unknown. However, it is known that GTD is associated with having an abnormal lepak partner or having multiple partners. It is seldom found in a person who is anti-social, or a serious bitch.

The following basic prevention steps can help reduce the risk of upsetting the natural balance of laugh and developing GTD:

• Be abstinent.

• Limit the number of lepakking partners.

• Disconnect all communication to the world.

• Use all of the medicine prescribed for treatment of GTD, even if the signs and symptoms go away.

• Be sengal and blur (but that increase the risk getting GTD of other partners).

What is the treatment for GTD?

Although GTD will sometimes clear up without treatment, all people with symptoms of GTD should be treated to avoid the risk of being labelled as psychotic. In order to treat a person with GTD, his/her partners generally need to be treated too. Effectively, separate them apart for a period of time. However, this could lead to a side effect of loneliness and depression, and probably end up as a cranky old man/woman.

Two different antibiotics are said to numb GTD: work pressure or bad news. The antibiotics can be given to the patient simultaneously, but the recommended dosages differ.

Take note that GTD can recur after treatment.

life is just funny like dat.

i giggled alot today...
i laugh at nothing n everything n tahpehape.
i'm like, feakin' stoned and fuckin' drunk but sober.
life is just funny like dat.

u know, there are times of sakit, of tears, of laughter, or heartache, of stress, of joy, of play, of hate, of bad hairdays (??!!), of sangap, of party, of bongok... those are pieces of life.
just walk thru it all. it's gonna be ok. i'm gonna be all right.

28th crap

sakit pale sakit perut sakit tulang sakit otak sakit hati


sangat letih
sangat kecewa
sangat sedey :(






oh, crap!
kenapa la pompuan kena mengharungi detik-detik high and low of emotions setiap bulan?
Is losing a can of blood not enough?

Hidup ini penuh dengan crap

Pagi ini saya bangun tido dengan takde mood utk pergi keje.
Hari ini bukan Monday so bukan la monday blues kan?
Hari ini Tuesday tapi mana ada tueday blues kan?
Tapi saya sungguh rasa blues hari ini.

So saya fikir saya kena betulkan mood saya hari ini.
Saya bangun sangat pagi hari ini dan saya pilih untuk pakai baju yang sangat cantik sekali.
Saya pakai baju kebaya nyonya warna hijau daun pisang berkerawang bunga ros kaler pink, dipadankan dengan pants warna off-white.
Ramai orang di ofis puji saya kerana saya kelihatan begitu cantik hari ini.
Macam tak percaya je ada orang cakap "You look gorgeous today." Bukan tak pernah orang puji saya, tapi kakak yang puji saya itu amat garang. Dia suka marah orang... jarang puji orang. So patut la kan saya bangga? Ada pulak tiba-tiba orang cakap kasut saya cantik. hampir tiap-tiap hari saya pakai kasut tu, tapi arini je ke kasut tu nampak cantik? Tapi tak kisah la kan. Mungkin dia tak sampai hati nak cakap saya yang cantik hari ni (huhuu jahatnyer!!)

Tapi saya tetap emo hari ini.
Orang kata pakaian boleh mempengaruhi mood seseorang.
Orang kata compliments pon boleh menceriakan hari seseorang.
Tapi kenapa saya tetap takde mood harini?
Tipu la sape yang cakap camtu...

Pastu saya chat dengan kawan saya. Nama dia kyra. Dia dekat langkawi sekarang. Dia cakap dia nak bagi saya coklat banyak-banyak.
Yeayyy yeayyyyyyyyy!! Hepinyer saya.
Sayangggggg Kyra, dia tau camne nak hepikan saya.
Nasib baik dia pompuan dan saya bukan lesbian. Kalau tak lama dah saya cium-cium dia banyak-banyak kali sampai dia rimas, macam saya cium Adam Iman.

Tapi kegembiraan itu hanya seketika cuma... pasal tak sampai setengah jam lepas tu, saya dapat bad news lain pulak. Potong gile...
Sedih balik :(

The eye orientation

I had an interview with Group Brand Management.
I was wearing a suit that day.
A friend asked me, "Are you gonna wear that to the interview?"
"Yes, tak ok ke?"
"Branding kan? Pakai bra je la!"
"Siot jer!!"
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As I stepped in the Senior Manager's office...
wow, she was gorgeous i tell u she looked like Gloria Estefan.

She was wearing a purple v-line low cut blouse ala gloria in the pic, with black big buckle belt and a pair of matching skirt....
Gile MILF wehhhh!!!

I sat down in front of her.
My eye level was at her long sexy neck.
I had a hard time adjusting my eyes to tilt up
.... or down.

Tiba-tiba macam nak tergelak...
Aku yang pompuan pon rasa she was alluring
Imagine la, kalo laki yang gi interview ni camne eh?
Memang tak jadik keje la kan...

Where's Homer ?

Homer was kidnapped - during his visit to Malaysia!
Who would have dare to pull off something like that?
Sick! But nice one bro!!

Fuckin a Cigarette anyone?

A friend sent this image to me with the title, "How to stop women from smoking"
Alerr... gile salah statement tu.

Kenapa pompuan takkan berenti dengan adanya rokok ni:

1. Bleh isap byk2 kali tanpa rasa bersalah.


2. Cool ape?


3. It's an IN thing.


4. Leh challenge org laki jadik perokok + pervert.


5. Bleh isap kat public tanpa kena tangkap.


6. Scenario: After a memancing session kat disko, "So, do you wanna come over to my place afterwards?" (which by the way, he meant "let's go and have sex" in case if u r lurus bendul), minah tu dengan penuh bangga dan angkuh kuarkan kotak rokok, amikkan sebatang and say "It's ok, I've already got a companion". Tsskkkk...!!


7. Dosa ringan vs dosa berat.
   


8. Anywhere, anytime.


9. Can leave a guy to his imagination and desperation.


10. Kompem takde STDs.


11. Slamber leh pakai buang.


12. Bleh jadik high-class bohsia... like, "eleh, stakat rokok biasa ape class... rokok gua lagi cara beb"

Kenapa org laki kompem berenti:

Macam takyah list out byk2 aa... Ask yourself la guys, sanggup ke if orang nampak ko isap mende tu kat public? Sanggup?
Well, unless if you are a proud-fuckin-gay!

Hence, "How to stop men from smoking" is more appropriate.

please please please someone hypnotize me into loving my job


btw, berat badan gua dah naik 1 kg from last week
yabbedabeduuuuuu!!
makan lagi makan makan makannnn sampai gemuksss

tskkk!!

the whole nine yards

I don't think I'm having PMS, as my menstrual cycle just completed its course yesterday.
But I cried. I was listening to "What Hurts the Most" by Monica and I cried.
Oh boy, I miss him. And it hurts.
I can't believe after so long i am missing him still.

It could have been our 96, and it could be our 9th since the 1st date.

There are things that i regret of doing in my life.
Breaking up with him is one of it.

Drivemocion

I've just uploaded an official website for Drivemocion. Check it out here.
I'd say pretty ok for over-the-weekend work.
Temporary je... bila ada masa nanti saya buat la better sket ok kwn2.

Btw, Drivemocion is a cool car signage with messages and emocions (“smileys”) which drivers can use to communicate with other drivers.
Girls, i think it's a good news to y'all... Now everybody can have 5 seconds of flirt without much of an effort to look pretty behind the wheels ;-)

Check out its first ever review in News Straits Times here.
"You have smileys on your computer and on your phone. Now prepare to use them on your car"
by RIDZWAN A. RAHIM.
Kinda like that tag!