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Monday, June 27, 2005

When lonely crawls in..

In this life I'm useless,
I always dream of a perfect tree
I search and search for happiness,
but there is none to set me free.

I wrap my arms around myself
finding that's not what I need
I lay down in a bed of roses
but the thorns are just hurtin

My life is pathetic i know
I'm pathetic
i've been killed by my own life.
I'm like a droid
Lifeless, heartless...

Sometimes I miss the feeling of being deeply in love...
Being able to share happiness and sadness at no cost at all, being silly helpless and stupid with no worries at all, and feeling beautiful even at my worst...
Having to talk endlessly about nothing at all, having someone to make me smile, cry, frown, excited for no reason at all...

I got too much love running through my veins to go to waste... but i'd rather let love flow down the drain than wasting it on someone who does not appreciate it.

Don't ask any question and don't try to understand.
Life sucks.
Reality bites.
Truth hurts.
Honesty kills.
Loveme.hateme.Eat my sock!!

Poxy chick!

Hey peeps!!!
Wohoooo.. i was down with chicken pox for the last two weeks.
For the past months dok siang malam keje non stop, i think this is God's way of telling me "enuf is enuf.. you need a break". Damn, it wish i could keep the chickie pox for a month or so.. ada la alasan jadik couch potato yang ditatang bagai minyak yang penuh *wink* *wink*

Fret not yeah ppl, despite of the fact that i looked like a leopard with cute polka dot pattern on my skin last week, saya masih lagi secantik dulu hahahhaa :-P

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

One of those boring day Part I

Sekarang ni TM tengah restructuring (again!! *sigh~*) therefore tak banyak kerja.
and those between 9-6 : surfing, sleeping, cabuting, nyularing and wasting away.
So, like i makan gaji buta la... I'm temporarily a salaried jobless employee (how good does dat sound?! hikss)
Think will be having a seasonal blog.. Star wars season is almost over (hukss!), comes some stupid jokes season...

The Advantages of Breast Milk

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A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk."

What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

1. No need to boil.
2. Never goes sour.
3. Available whenever necessary.

So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again. Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.

He received an A

Friday, June 03, 2005

10 Star Wars pick up lines

Demam Star Wars tak abis lagi.... hahahhaaa...
Top 10 cheesy pick up lines inspired by Star Wars.
Please.. don't you ever dare utter any of such to me, ok.
No, i don't dig these lines neither would i fall for any of these. But it certainly made me laugh...

  1. "I've discovered a whole new way to create a clone! Let's go back to my place and I'll show you."
  2. "If you're looking for a long-saber, I know where you can find one..."
  3. "In time, you will call me.....Master."
  4. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
  5. "If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-box action figure, would you hold it against me?"
  6. "Wanna play with my 12-inch wookie?"
  7. "I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby."
  8. "Hey! Did you just grab my ass from across the room with your Force Grip?"
  9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
  10. "You will go home with me. It is unavoidable. IT IS YOUR DESTINY!!"
And if you can't wait till reach home, then you pobably need this...

Huarghh huarghhh huargghhh!!