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Tuesday, June 07, 2005

One of those boring day Part I

Sekarang ni TM tengah restructuring (again!! *sigh~*) therefore tak banyak kerja.
and those between 9-6 : surfing, sleeping, cabuting, nyularing and wasting away.
So, like i makan gaji buta la... I'm temporarily a salaried jobless employee (how good does dat sound?! hikss)
Think will be having a seasonal blog.. Star wars season is almost over (hukss!), comes some stupid jokes season...

The Advantages of Breast Milk


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A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk."

What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

1. No need to boil.
2. Never goes sour.
3. Available whenever necessary.

So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again. Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.

He received an A

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

ojiiieee...i wish i can have the time to blog myself.ahhaha..since you are now "jobless salaried" eksekutip..apa kata use all your salary and fly here and take over my job?sounds good?kemon ojie...you can attend the world premier of star wars in leicester square ojie..bye bye natalie portman and hans christian kat balcony..tak nak ke ojie??ok la ok la..tak cukup tu..star wars merchandise is everywhere...make it kalau beli sabun basuh pinggan,shampoo,body scrub,cornflakes...pringles..all comes with token to exchange with star wars toys..tak cukup lagi??jgn kan ckp baju star wars,basikal star wars,beca star wars,kereta star wars..sume cukup ojie...tak cukup2 lagi???george lucas was spotted couple of time ojie kat area rumah aku..beli paracetamol..ahhahaha aku budget dia ada tempat persembunyian la kat sini.anyway,i wished i can trade places with you..i would trade anything with you right now BUT not your gragoness (yg tu tak nak okay..sampai bila2 pun tak nak).i'm down with hayfever,i'm not supposed to catch it because i was born and bred in KL so therefore i grew up with all the pollens..and suddenly i'm not immune against it here...arrggghhh ojieee....does that not qualify me as wanita melayu terakhir anymore???!!!???

Anonymous said...

Get well soon !!