Fuckin a Cigarette anyone?

A friend sent this image to me with the title, "How to stop women from smoking"
Alerr... gile salah statement tu.

Kenapa pompuan takkan berenti dengan adanya rokok ni:

1. Bleh isap byk2 kali tanpa rasa bersalah.


2. Cool ape?


3. It's an IN thing.


4. Leh challenge org laki jadik perokok + pervert.


5. Bleh isap kat public tanpa kena tangkap.


6. Scenario: After a memancing session kat disko, "So, do you wanna come over to my place afterwards?" (which by the way, he meant "let's go and have sex" in case if u r lurus bendul), minah tu dengan penuh bangga dan angkuh kuarkan kotak rokok, amikkan sebatang and say "It's ok, I've already got a companion". Tsskkkk...!!


7. Dosa ringan vs dosa berat.
   


8. Anywhere, anytime.


9. Can leave a guy to his imagination and desperation.


10. Kompem takde STDs.


11. Slamber leh pakai buang.


12. Bleh jadik high-class bohsia... like, "eleh, stakat rokok biasa ape class... rokok gua lagi cara beb"

Kenapa org laki kompem berenti:

Macam takyah list out byk2 aa... Ask yourself la guys, sanggup ke if orang nampak ko isap mende tu kat public? Sanggup?
Well, unless if you are a proud-fuckin-gay!

Hence, "How to stop men from smoking" is more appropriate.