Banyaknye kejeeeeee!!! Nak stadi pon tak sempat nihhh...
Senin nak exam...
Arghhhh, pressure!!!!

Close to 80 smses exchanged in a day.
Wow, that's like a world record for someone who hates texting!

GTD - Giggly Transmitted Disease

What is GTD?
Giggly Transmitted Disease (GTD) is the name of a condition in a person where the normal balance of laugh is disrupted and replaced by a certain donkey sound at the end of the laugh. It is sometimes accompanied by discharge of eeikk eikk, kikikiki, oukk oukk oukkk, or any high pitch weird sound.

How common is GTD?
Very common. It can lasts all day, with the right partner.

How do people get GTD?
The cause of GTD is not fully understood. GTD is associated with an imbalance in the laugh that are normally found in a joke transmission. The continuous jokes normally contain mostly "good" jokes, and "harmful" jokes. GTD develops when there is an increase virus in jokes and can prolonged even when jokes end.

Not much is known about how people get GTD. There are many unanswered questions about the role that jokes play in causing GTD. Any person can get GTD. However, some activities or behaviors can upset the normal balance of laugh and put a person at increased risk including:

• Having a new giggle partner or multiple giggle partners,
• Hanging out with brain damaged people, and
• Indulging in any device of pleasure (DOP) such as alcohol or weed (though it is not recommended).

It is not clear what role giggly activity plays in the development of GTD. GTD can't be transmitted through thin air. People do not get GTD from toilet seats, bedding, swimming pools, or from touching people with GTD. People who are cranky and take life seriously are rarely affected. It can only be affected through joke intercourse. The risk is higher when the partner/s share the same wavelength.

What are the signs and symptoms of GTD?

A person with GTD may has an abnormal high pitch sound discharge with an unpleasant laugh. Some people report a strong donkey-like sound, especially at the end of the laugh. The discharge, if present, can be irritating for other people that are blur and don't share the same wavelength, and even to the surrounding when the GTD-infected people can't control the joke intercourse. Some people with GTD sometimes don't even notice any signs or symptoms at all until they have itching stomach, or other people start giving weird look.

What are the complications of GTD?

In most cases, GTD causes no complications. But there are some serious risks from GTD including:

• Having GTD can increase a person's susceptibility to look stupid.

• Having GTD while working may put a person in the risk of being called a psychotic for laughing with the computer.

• Having GTD increases the chances to pass the infection to their other partner, or partners if more.

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  Having GTD has been associated with an increase in the brain numbness following psychological procedures such as a hysteria or an brain damage.

• Having GTD while pregnancy may put a woman at increased risk for some complications of pregnancy.

How can GTD be prevented?

GTD is not completely understood by scientists, and the best ways to prevent it are unknown. However, it is known that GTD is associated with having an abnormal lepak partner or having multiple partners. It is seldom found in a person who is anti-social, or a serious bitch.

The following basic prevention steps can help reduce the risk of upsetting the natural balance of laugh and developing GTD:

• Be abstinent.

• Limit the number of lepakking partners.

• Disconnect all communication to the world.

• Use all of the medicine prescribed for treatment of GTD, even if the signs and symptoms go away.

• Be sengal and blur (but that increase the risk getting GTD of other partners).

What is the treatment for GTD?

Although GTD will sometimes clear up without treatment, all people with symptoms of GTD should be treated to avoid the risk of being labelled as psychotic. In order to treat a person with GTD, his/her partners generally need to be treated too. Effectively, separate them apart for a period of time. However, this could lead to a side effect of loneliness and depression, and probably end up as a cranky old man/woman.

Two different antibiotics are said to numb GTD: work pressure or bad news. The antibiotics can be given to the patient simultaneously, but the recommended dosages differ.

Take note that GTD can recur after treatment.

life is just funny like dat.

i giggled alot today...
i laugh at nothing n everything n tahpehape.
i'm like, feakin' stoned and fuckin' drunk but sober.
life is just funny like dat.

u know, there are times of sakit, of tears, of laughter, or heartache, of stress, of joy, of play, of hate, of bad hairdays (??!!), of sangap, of party, of bongok... those are pieces of life.
just walk thru it all. it's gonna be ok. i'm gonna be all right.

28th crap

sakit pale sakit perut sakit tulang sakit otak sakit hati


sangat letih
sangat kecewa
sangat sedey :(






oh, crap!
kenapa la pompuan kena mengharungi detik-detik high and low of emotions setiap bulan?
Is losing a can of blood not enough?

Hidup ini penuh dengan crap

Pagi ini saya bangun tido dengan takde mood utk pergi keje.
Hari ini bukan Monday so bukan la monday blues kan?
Hari ini Tuesday tapi mana ada tueday blues kan?
Tapi saya sungguh rasa blues hari ini.

So saya fikir saya kena betulkan mood saya hari ini.
Saya bangun sangat pagi hari ini dan saya pilih untuk pakai baju yang sangat cantik sekali.
Saya pakai baju kebaya nyonya warna hijau daun pisang berkerawang bunga ros kaler pink, dipadankan dengan pants warna off-white.
Ramai orang di ofis puji saya kerana saya kelihatan begitu cantik hari ini.
Macam tak percaya je ada orang cakap "You look gorgeous today." Bukan tak pernah orang puji saya, tapi kakak yang puji saya itu amat garang. Dia suka marah orang... jarang puji orang. So patut la kan saya bangga? Ada pulak tiba-tiba orang cakap kasut saya cantik. hampir tiap-tiap hari saya pakai kasut tu, tapi arini je ke kasut tu nampak cantik? Tapi tak kisah la kan. Mungkin dia tak sampai hati nak cakap saya yang cantik hari ni (huhuu jahatnyer!!)

Tapi saya tetap emo hari ini.
Orang kata pakaian boleh mempengaruhi mood seseorang.
Orang kata compliments pon boleh menceriakan hari seseorang.
Tapi kenapa saya tetap takde mood harini?
Tipu la sape yang cakap camtu...

Pastu saya chat dengan kawan saya. Nama dia kyra. Dia dekat langkawi sekarang. Dia cakap dia nak bagi saya coklat banyak-banyak.
Yeayyy yeayyyyyyyyy!! Hepinyer saya.
Sayangggggg Kyra, dia tau camne nak hepikan saya.
Nasib baik dia pompuan dan saya bukan lesbian. Kalau tak lama dah saya cium-cium dia banyak-banyak kali sampai dia rimas, macam saya cium Adam Iman.

Tapi kegembiraan itu hanya seketika cuma... pasal tak sampai setengah jam lepas tu, saya dapat bad news lain pulak. Potong gile...
Sedih balik :(

The eye orientation

I had an interview with Group Brand Management.
I was wearing a suit that day.
A friend asked me, "Are you gonna wear that to the interview?"
"Yes, tak ok ke?"
"Branding kan? Pakai bra je la!"
"Siot jer!!"
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As I stepped in the Senior Manager's office...
wow, she was gorgeous i tell u she looked like Gloria Estefan.

She was wearing a purple v-line low cut blouse ala gloria in the pic, with black big buckle belt and a pair of matching skirt....
Gile MILF wehhhh!!!

I sat down in front of her.
My eye level was at her long sexy neck.
I had a hard time adjusting my eyes to tilt up
.... or down.

Tiba-tiba macam nak tergelak...
Aku yang pompuan pon rasa she was alluring
Imagine la, kalo laki yang gi interview ni camne eh?
Memang tak jadik keje la kan...

Where's Homer ?

Homer was kidnapped - during his visit to Malaysia!
Who would have dare to pull off something like that?
Sick! But nice one bro!!

Fuckin a Cigarette anyone?

A friend sent this image to me with the title, "How to stop women from smoking"
Alerr... gile salah statement tu.

Kenapa pompuan takkan berenti dengan adanya rokok ni:

1. Bleh isap byk2 kali tanpa rasa bersalah.


2. Cool ape?


3. It's an IN thing.


4. Leh challenge org laki jadik perokok + pervert.


5. Bleh isap kat public tanpa kena tangkap.


6. Scenario: After a memancing session kat disko, "So, do you wanna come over to my place afterwards?" (which by the way, he meant "let's go and have sex" in case if u r lurus bendul), minah tu dengan penuh bangga dan angkuh kuarkan kotak rokok, amikkan sebatang and say "It's ok, I've already got a companion". Tsskkkk...!!


7. Dosa ringan vs dosa berat.
   


8. Anywhere, anytime.


9. Can leave a guy to his imagination and desperation.


10. Kompem takde STDs.


11. Slamber leh pakai buang.


12. Bleh jadik high-class bohsia... like, "eleh, stakat rokok biasa ape class... rokok gua lagi cara beb"

Kenapa org laki kompem berenti:

Macam takyah list out byk2 aa... Ask yourself la guys, sanggup ke if orang nampak ko isap mende tu kat public? Sanggup?
Well, unless if you are a proud-fuckin-gay!

Hence, "How to stop men from smoking" is more appropriate.

please please please someone hypnotize me into loving my job


btw, berat badan gua dah naik 1 kg from last week
yabbedabeduuuuuu!!
makan lagi makan makan makannnn sampai gemuksss

I've been suffering from a severe back pain for more than a week. At first i thought it was just muscle cramp as i did not warm up before my futsal game last Tuesday. The very next day stomach ache kicking in. "Maybe I'm having period cramp," i thought. Day after day, it turned from bad to worse. The sharp, stabbing pain didn't permit me to do even a slight movement.. I found it really painful to walk, sit, or even talk. Friday, i was down with fever. It couldn't be period pain coz i've never experienced any serious monthly cramp before, at least not this bad. Only on Monday when he asked me, "U ada jatuh ke?" Only then i realized that that i once, fell on my butt while playing futsal last Tuesday.

So i went to a clinic last Tuesday.
What did the doctor say?
Could it be just a mere period pain?
Could it be a severe back pain?
Or a slipped disk?

I was asked to take a urine test.
And waddaya know?
I have kidney infection

:( Saya sangat sedey...

Therefore, my new health resolution :

1. Kurangkan minum teh tarik dan sekaligus mengurangkan revenue mamak
2. Minum air putih banyak banyak banyak
3. Tanak tahan-tahan kencing lagi

Hukkkssss....

Cross over

Now I'm a bit curious...
A girl is trying to seduce me.

Well, i thought she was just fooling around coz we play futsie together regularly. It seemed harmless in the beginning and i took it as a joke. Yer la, I was from all-girl school so those semi-seducing jokes are normal among the girls, and I joked along.
It were those little jokes on the futsie court to keep the game alive.
Just play along...
Then from emails on futsie team weekly updates, came along private mails.
Ok, that's fine.
Then she txted me.
That's ok too...
From casual txts, to seducing ones...
Still jokes to me...
But when one day she called me and said that though she has a bf, she could be my gf if i want to coz she can't resist me... and that everybody has their own little black book, it woke me up.

Ok, do i look like a lesbo now? Or somebody who has the tendacy to cross-over?
Do i?

But i tell u boys, she's a hell of a bomb, a silent bomb - like Siti Nurhaliza (hahhaa... still can't believe she ended up with a tarzan - with mostache!) Coz she's not the wild type, but a fine lady... Tu yg pelik tu.. Dat's y i never took her seriously.
Kalau betul la dia memang seriously seducing me, and i respond to her... Boy, what a waste! What a waste!!

Olny srmat poelpe can.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Now, the pissing piece

I asked a somewhat suppose to be a close friend of mine to take the car home for me. I thought everything was fine until I received an sms last Friday from her bf saying
“Hate to break the bad news to u. Tayar kete u pecah kat pelita. Maybe ada org cucuk pisau. Takleh nak selamat dah tayar tu. Kena tukar tayar baru.”

I txted him back and he never replied, then I txt the gf and some other friends to get the real story of what actually happened.
Then I got to know that she didn’t take my car, she asked a friend (let me call him Helper, tho I know he could be reading this as well) to take it instead… and it was 2 days after I parked it there! I think almost everybody knows that Pelita KLCC is a private compound, which means it’s a private parking and solely for the customers of the restaurant. It is not wise to park your car for too long there, or there’s a price to pay. And honestly kalau parking hari Selasa and Khamis baru nak amik, I’m not surprise to hear that tayar kete aku kena pecah coz obviously la the owner would be mad at me, and the car for the 2 days free parking. Itu pon cukup baik la die tak clamp and calarkan kete aku. Bodo shial!!

I admit that I might be guilty for memula cakap aku park kat Menara TM and leave the key to my officemate so that easier for you to take it from her. That was the initial plan. But if you read my journal of that one stressful day, I couldn’t possibly drive the car to the office during the peak hour or else I’ll miss my flight. That’s why I even cc-ed the sms to the other two friends so that in case if you can’t help me, those two has already been informed. But takkan la budak 2 ekor tu nak terkinja-kinja tolong aku when you said you’ll do it.
AND I BLAME YOU FOR NOT TAKING RESPONSIBILITY ON MY FUCKING CAR WHEN YOU SAY YOU WOULD!

I had to send about 10 smses which cost me RM2 each and make at least 2 long distance calls to Malaysia just to get the real story. Kan dah menyusahkan idup aku!
Then I learnt that she let Helper who took my car to jaga my car as well, which means pakai kete aku sesuka ati tanpa bagitau aku. And she had the cheek to say “I’m too bz la sayang. Helper amikkan and jaga kete kau. :-)” Siap dgn smile tu tak tahan… Tak tau aku berapi je kat dalam ni.
Then I asked her back, why she let him use my car without informing me first.
Pastu minah ni leh lak angin ngan aku for asking her back.
I mean, wtf? I trusted the car to you and please la take some responsibility. Ini boleh biar je kete tu kat situ, didn’t even care to tell me that my tire has punctured and let other people use my car without informing me first. What kind of friend is that? Bende bukan seposen, dua posen nak sesukati kau je buat bodo. Bukan aa aku lokek sangat tak kasik pinjam kete tu kat beshfren bf kau. Aku bukan bini Haji Bakhil or kedekut tahi hidung masin cam kau tapi pliz la weiii.. Even if you don’t care to ask the permission pon, at least INFORM!! (if you don’t know the difference, one has question mark at the end of the sentence and the latter with fullstop). Itupon bf kau yg bgitau aku..few days after, that is.

Before I got back, I txt Helper and asked him to return my car coz I need to use it to work the following day. I wasn’t quite sure if he was still using it or not, just be safe. Not to forget, I thanked him for taking care of my car. That’s just the right thing to do, isn’t it?
I can’t get a sleep on the way back. I successfully watched 3 movies in a row – Intolerable Cruelty, Elizabethtown and Shopgirl (how boring could that be?). Then read a chapter of "He's just not that into You" by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tucillo (my colleague got it for AUD$4.95. Murah gile, good bargain fo a gigirl reader like her) and played with a baby on the plane. I reached home at almost midnite and I was so dead beat, but still couldn’t get any sleep. Had only about 3 hours sleep..

Woke up in the morning jet lag gile babeng and I had an important meeting with a grumpy old Aussie at 930am, but only to realize that my car had been clamped for parking at other people’s parking space! Damnnn!! I don’t blame Helper coz obviously he didn’t know my parking space and I STILL BLAME YOU FOR NOT TAKING RESPONSIBILITY ON MY FUCKING CAR!

Once everything is settled, I hopped on my car and noticed a sound “krrukkk kruukkk” from the left side of my car. Darn, must be the tire. Yep, it was!! Apparently it was 14' spare tire while I’m using 15' tire. So my car wasn’t balanced, a bit senget and therefore made that awful sound. And then I wonder, how could Helper drive my car around with that state? There’s even sort of note at the side the the spare tire sayin “For temporary use only”. Why, are you blind? Can’t you read that? It wasn’t stamped there for fun, my friend. Just for the record, that’s the only expensive thing that I own and I worked my ass off to buy the car, TQ.

Babe, all I asked for is to drive the car back from Pelita to Bayu Puteri and park it safely there. That’s it. I’m sorry if that’s too much to ask for. But with all the trouble that I had to go through with additional headache I got just to ask a favor from a friend doesn’t seem worth it. Tayar kete pecah, kete kena clamp, and if kete tu rosak ke accident ke ape sume aku la jugak yang tanggung. Therefore, I have every right to get mad when it is being abused.

The thing is, when I asked the favor from her, she even said, “Ok, no problem. Have a safe trip.” My dear, if u can’t do the favor, just tell la. Jangan la bagi hope camtu. I’m not gonna diss you and end our relationship or whatsoever just because you are too busy with duniawi to help a lousy friend like me. But accepting the responsibility and breaking the trust without feeling guilty about it is not something a true friend would do. Aku tau la ko bz sangat carik duit, and nothing else in the world matters to you, but please la take some responsibility when you said you would. Even if you refuse, I don’t care.. really. Coz I know I have other friends that I can count on and are more than willing to help me…(if any of you who are willing to be my true friend, please raise up your hand and put your name in the comment so that I can put u in my SOS contact list, TQ).

I know there are some watak-watak tambahan dalam ini wayang gambar that could be indirectly terkena tempias air liur aku but I’m not mad at you guys. I’m only pissed with one person, and if you are the watak tambahan, you know who that one person is. And since that person is not you, please don’t be emo. This babe, she doesn't know the existence of my blog but if she finds out from anybody else, i don't give a damn. And for the record, this is not the only thing that I mad about. She has been getting on my nerve for the last couple of days... I might burst it to her even before the news break.

But the only thing is, as my mate put it, "U mengamuk? Camne u nak mengamuk? Boleh ke? Meh practice sket!"
Darn!!

Recover post

Hi...

I hate
I hate
I hate
I hate
I hate
I hate
I hate
I hate
I hate
I hate
I hate
I hate
I hate
I hate
I hate
I hate
I hate
I hate
I hate
I hate
I hate
I hate
I hate today!

Ya Allah, please replace today with a better day tomorrow.
Amin.

Sekian, terima kasih.

Fill me in..

I'm going to make my blog go mainstream haha..
Let's play a game and fill me in (..the comment space) *wink*

[01.] Who are you?
[02.] Are we friends?
[03.] When and how did we meet?
[04.] How have I affected you?
[05.] What do you think of me?
[06.] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[07.] How long do you think we will be friends?
[08.] Do you like me?
[09.] Would you date me?
[10.] Would you kiss me?
[11.] Would you hug me?
[12.] Physically, what stands out?
[13.] Emotionally, what stands out?
[14.] Do you wish I was cooler? (eheh!)
[15.] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[16.] Am I loveable?
[17.] How long have you known me?
[18.] Describe me in one word.
[19.] What was your first impression?
[20.] Do you still think that way about me now?
[21.] What do you think my weakness is?
[22.] Do you think I'll get married?
[23.] What makes me happy?
[24.] What makes me sad?
[25.] What reminds you of me?
[26.] If you could give me anything what would it be?
[27.] How well do you know me?
[28.] When's the last time you saw me?
[29.] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[30.] Are you going to put this in your journal and see what I say about you?

Drag Queen

Warning : The thoughts below has nothing to do with the title.

I dragged myself to get off the bed today.. well, the symptom started long ago and it's becoming worse.

I dragged myself to get off the bed today..
Not bcoz i'm not a morning person.
Not bcoz i had not enuff sleep (overslept maybe)
Not bcoz i hate the jam
Not bcoz i hate to work

Just bcoz i hate my boss!

I hate the fact that i have to wait for his direction everytime i want to proceed with my work.
And his direction is never clear. It's just the procedure. *sigh*
I hate the fact that every decision that we make, it has to get approval from the management.
And to get him signature, or a nod from his almost botak head can take weeks. Any earlier, I have to chase 'em like a mad dog!
I hate the fact that he promised the moon and stars to potential customers.
And i have to build rocket for them.
I hate the fact that bcoz he promised so many stuff to the customers and didn't deliver them "on time", i have to meet the customers and renew the promises.
And that means, i have to lie sum more and jeapordize the rapo of my company.
I hate the fact that he thinks everything is so simple, and makes everything as simple as he thinks.
Yeah rite! And i have to dig the hole, pile the tiang, and do watever shit so that he can land safely.

I asked my AGM to help me to talk the GM to move faster. People in the industry already approaching the finishing line and kite baru dok terkial2 nak pakai spike.

Feedback from the GM when i asked him to make a call to our business partner in Australia, so that we could tell them to fly down here for a technical workshop.
"I'll call Steve at the end of the week. I'm not happy with the pace of their progress"
Hello~~ !! He was suppose to call Steve 2 weeks ago. And i am not happy with the pace of his progress!! It was just a phone call away, and it only take like 15 mins of his bloody time so we can move our asses on this project.

And i'm not even suprised if this Project is void altogether.
Just becoz of one bloody call he didn't make.
And of course, if there's any problem, i have to take the blame.
When he left a shit, i had to clean it.
Damn it, i'm not working for him. I'm working for the company.

As i complained, Jeri said "Nak buat mcm mana. Kita hanya yang menurut perintah. So, turut la perintah" Yeah, i guess he's right! I don't give a damn anymore. Just kill time with this bloggie thingggg~ yeahhh! Wasted life!!