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Friday, July 27, 2007

GTD - Giggly Transmitted Disease

What is GTD?
Giggly Transmitted Disease (GTD) is the name of a condition in a person where the normal balance of laugh is disrupted and replaced by a certain donkey sound at the end of the laugh. It is sometimes accompanied by discharge of eeikk eikk, kikikiki, oukk oukk oukkk, or any high pitch weird sound.

How common is GTD?
Very common. It can lasts all day, with the right partner.

How do people get GTD?
The cause of GTD is not fully understood. GTD is associated with an imbalance in the laugh that are normally found in a joke transmission. The continuous jokes normally contain mostly "good" jokes, and "harmful" jokes. GTD develops when there is an increase virus in jokes and can prolonged even when jokes end.

Not much is known about how people get GTD. There are many unanswered questions about the role that jokes play in causing GTD. Any person can get GTD. However, some activities or behaviors can upset the normal balance of laugh and put a person at increased risk including:

  • Having a new giggle partner or multiple giggle partners,
  • Hanging out with brain damaged people, and
  • Indulging in any device of pleasure (DOP) such as alcohol or weed (though it is not recommended).

It is not clear what role giggly activity plays in the development of GTD. GTD can't be transmitted through thin air. People do not get GTD from toilet seats, bedding, swimming pools, or from touching people with GTD. People who are cranky and take life seriously are rarely affected. It can only be affected through joke intercourse. The risk is higher when the partner/s share the same wavelength.



What are the signs and symptoms of GTD?

A person with GTD may has an abnormal high pitch sound discharge with an unpleasant laugh. Some people report a strong donkey-like sound, especially at the end of the laugh. The discharge, if present, can be irritating for other people that are blur and don't share the same wavelength, and even to the surrounding when the GTD-infected people can't control the joke intercourse. Some people with GTD sometimes don't even notice any signs or symptoms at all until they have itching stomach, or other people start giving weird look.



What are the complications of GTD?

In most cases, GTD causes no complications. But there are some serious risks from GTD including:

  • Having GTD can increase a person's susceptibility to look stupid.

  • Having GTD while working may put a person in the risk of being called a psychotic for laughing with the computer.
  • Having GTD increases the chances to pass the infection to their other partner, or partners if more.


  • Having GTD has been associated with an increase in the brain numbness following psychological procedures such as a hysteria or an brain damage.

  • Having GTD while pregnancy may put a woman at increased risk for some complications of pregnancy.



How can GTD be prevented?

GTD is not completely understood by scientists, and the best ways to prevent it are unknown. However, it is known that GTD is associated with having an abnormal lepak partner or having multiple partners. It is seldom found in a person who is anti-social, or a serious bitch.


The following basic prevention steps can help reduce the risk of upsetting the natural balance of laugh and developing GTD:

  • Be abstinent.

  • Limit the number of lepakking partners.

  • Disconnect all communication to the world.

  • Use all of the medicine prescribed for treatment of GTD, even if the signs and symptoms go away.

  • Be sengal and blur (but that increase the risk getting GTD of other partners).


What is the treatment for GTD?

Although GTD will sometimes clear up without treatment, all people with symptoms of GTD should be treated to avoid the risk of being labelled as psychotic. In order to treat a person with GTD, his/her partners generally need to be treated too. Effectively, separate them apart for a period of time. However, this could lead to a side effect of loneliness and depression, and probably end up as a cranky old man/woman.


Two different antibiotics are said to numb GTD: work pressure or bad news. The antibiotics can be given to the patient simultaneously, but the recommended dosages differ.

Take note that GTD can recur after treatment.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

babss la weiii takyah la ungkit donkey laugh tu kannnn.... huh.

JiGz said...

Lu GTD carrier babe... and my guinea pig.. hahhahaha